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Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, when two men broke into her house and she yelled, ''RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE''
and they yelled ''NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!''
Yo Family Is So Poor...
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped
on a roach and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your
feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"
You Stink So Bad
You stink so bad you make Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, Secret
obvious, and Sure confused.
You're So Ugly
You're so ugly, your dog has to close its eyes when it humps your leg!
Your Dad's Like Cement
You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Your Face Is SO Ugly
Your face is so ugly, you look out the window and get arrested for mooning!
You Might Be Tough
You might be tough, but you'll never be half the man yo mama was!
Yo Mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2,
and 3 o'clock."
Can't Cook
Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back!
Yo mama's...So Hairy
Your mama's so hairy her knees have bangs.
You're So Fat
You're so fat that when you step on the scales it says, “One person at a time
please.”
Clinton Hijinx
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a
pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I
got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"
Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine!
Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, I saw her shopping and told her to get the hell out of my
trash can!
Topless Fat Woman
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had
lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with
her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.
"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the
cute little pink nose."
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Yo mama's so fat she gets turned on reading a cook book!
Your Chest Is So Flat
Your chest is so flat, the walls are getting jealous.
You So Fat...Scale
You are so fat, that when you step on a scale and it says, "One at a Time
PLEASE!"
Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, she was walking with one shoe and I asked if she had lost a
shoe.
"No," she said. "I found one."
You're So Ugly...
You're so ugly, your mom had to breast feed you with a garden hose!