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Yo mama's so fat... first word
Yo Mama is so fat, that her first word was oink.
Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked
Yo' mama so stupid she sent you to rehab because you were hooked on phonics!
Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
You So Fat
Yo so fat they had to send out a search party to find your belly button.
Flying A-holes
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
Poopy Insult
If I needed any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk
Driving
Your mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked
her to walked the line she said, ''Which one?''
Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, even the garbageman won't pick her up!
Red Sox Humor
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series,
when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a
dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right
breast. The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan
put his over her crotch. They then called the police.
The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Red
Sox cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Yankees cap, put it down, lifted
it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Yankee fan said,
''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I
was just confused, usually when I see a Yankee cap, there's an asshole under
it.''
You're So Fat...Limo
You are so fat, you rented a 250-foot long limo, sat in the back and squished
the poor driver.
Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, her television only has two channels -- on and off!
You're So Stupid
You're so stupid, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other
side!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps
Yo' mama so fat, she makes the Klumps look like supermodels!
Snowjob
How is a man like a snowstorm?
You don't know when it's going to come, how many inches you'll get, or how long
it'll last.
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon!
Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.
Yo Mama's So Dirty
Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological
weapon.
Your House Is So Dirty
Your house is so dirty, I had to wipe my feet before I came outside.
You're So Stupid
You're so stupid, you thought a quarterback was a refund.