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Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
You're So Ugly
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, ''What a treasure!'' And
your dad said, ''Let's go bury it!''
Perspective Insult
I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far
up my ass.
Ten O'Clock All Over the World
In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?
In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is?
In Paris, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your wife is?
And in Poland, they say it's 10:00 do you know what time it is?
Your Face and My Dog's Face
If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk
backwards.
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she can't pour water from a boot with instructions on the
bottom!
I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...
I'm gonna tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. Oops, my bad --
someone already told you.
Twinkie Insult
I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the
other side of her yet!
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Yo' mama so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
Your mama is so fat, her stomach arrives home 30 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's So Nasty
Yo' mama so nasty, she went to the barber shop, unbuttoned her shirt, and said
cut my hair!
Body Talk
This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"
She replies, "He said, I have the body of a twenty year old.
Her husband says, "Oh yeah. and what did he have to say about your forty year
old ass?"
She says, "Your name didn't come up."
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job
Application
Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she
wrote “not lately.”
Top 10 Party Games for People
Over 50
Sag! You're it!
Pin the toupee on the bald guy.
20 questions shouted in your good ear.
Kick the bucket.
Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over.
Doc, doc, goose.
Simon says something incoherent.
Musical recliners.
Spin the bottle of Mylanta.
Hide and go pee!
Yo Mama's So Stank
Yo' mama so stank, her teacher gave her an A for not raising her hand!
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the
stomach and ride the third wave in!
Your Father Is So Old
Your father is so old, he has to put his dick in the freezer to get hard.