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Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say 'Not by the
hair on my 26 chins!'
Baboon Face
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
Yo Mama's so dumb... car
'Your mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!
Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
The Comeback Supremo
If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!
Yo mama's So Nasty
Yo' mama so nasty, she can grow flowers out of her buttcrack!
Length of Sleep
You are so stupid that you took a ruler with you to bed to see how long you
slept!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Army
Yo' mama is so fat, when she joined the army and the soldier said head for the
trenches, they all jumped in her butt crack!
Yo Mama's Breath Stinks...
People
Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, the only thing she's ever turned on is the TV!
You're So Poor
You're so poor, you DJ for the ice cream truck.
Preferential Treatment
A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant.
"Men prefer thin women," said the skinny woman.
"Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?" said the fat one.
"No, your boyfriend told me that!"
Gaptooth
The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back at you
or kick a field goal.
Forget Me Not
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Forget Me Not
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, her vibrator went soft!
Yo mama's so nasty...
Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!
Your Butt So Big
Your butt so big, that when you were born, the doctor said "Congratulations!
Twins!"
Yo Daddy Is So Poor
Yo daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention.