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You're So Fat
You're so fat that when you went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps
Your mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to
install speed bumps.
Yo Daddy Is So Bald
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
Yo Mama's... Ugly
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job
application.
Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!
Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her pants.
Yo Mama's So Old... JC
Yo' mama so old, she got a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama's So Nasty
Yo' mama so nasty, she walks by a clock it doesn't say tick-tock, it says Tic-Tac!
Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, she looked in the closet and the Boogie Man quit.
Yo Mama's So Stank
Yo mama so stank, monkeys throw poop on her to make her smell better!
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, when they said the drinks were on the house, she went up to
the roof.
You're So Ugly
You're so ugly, when you pass by the toilet, it flushes itself.
Jackass
Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?
A. Show me your license.
Different Ways To Say ''You're
Stupid''
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.
You're So Ugly... Porkchop
You're so ugly, yo' mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog
to play with you!
Yo Mama's... Ugly
Yo mama's tears go down her butt because they are too scared to go down here
face!
You're So Fat
You're so fat, you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's so dumb... you were
born
Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey
it comes with cable!”
Yo mama's so ugly
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room.
There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.
Yo mama's So Dumb
Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!