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Al Gore's Piercings
Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?
He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.
Jenna and Barbara's Companion
Q: Who were Jenna and Barbara Bush with when they got caught by the police?
A: Their uncle Anheuser
Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers
Bush happens
Life is like a box of chocolates. Looks like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush)
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Vegetarians taste better
There is absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to drive
If you're reading this, it's time to MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Don't steal. the government hates competition
I'm frum texas. yep, we luv ar bush. he's jest as smrt as we ar
Honk if you like peace and quiet
Dubya & Moses' Face Time
George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed
Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George
W. Bush, the President of the US of A, the most powerful nation on earth. Why
didn't you greet me?"
Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 days!"
Dubya 'Do.
President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter.
Bush is a Puppet?
President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his
ability to govern, so he arranged a press conference to let the American public
know what was on his mind.
He started strongly, "The American People must know that I am wholly fit,
capable, and prepared to serve this nation as commander-in-chief. And I say to
those people who believe that I don't have a mind of my own..." Bush said and
froze. He looked over at Cheney and whispered, "Dick, what do I say to them
again...?"
George Bush is So Stupid...
George Bush is so stupid, he's still looking for a corner in his Oval Office.
Bush and Polly
Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots?
A little thing called cannibalism.
Burying Osama
What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
Hail to the Moron
It's finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy.
He wants America's children to be better off than he is.
Heaven's Shining Waters
George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You
must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how
far you sink."
Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and
sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned
as much as I have, what gives?"
The angel says, "He's standing on Clinton's shoulders!"
Executive Rimmin'
Why did George W. Bush cross the road?
To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil
industry.
Dubya 'n' Drugs
During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin
control on his past drug problems.
"Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your
using cocaine in college?"
"It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I
was born with a silver spoon in my nose."
Burning Bush
Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning Man festival in The Black Rock
Desert north of Reno, Nevada.
At this big hippie festival, people run around naked, drink and do drugs, or as
George W. Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for President.
Bush and Son
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:
"Many say the only reason you were elected for President is due to the enormous
power and influence of your father."
"That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't matter how powerful
the man is. He was only allowed to vote once!"
Respecting the First Lady
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The
waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
''I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,'' answers the President.
''But sir, what about the mad cow?!!'' asks the waiter.
''Oh,'' answers Dubya, ''she'll order for herself.''
Whitehouse Parrot
A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to
Bill Clinton, the President."
The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United
States. George Bush is the President."
After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you
Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George Bush is the President of the
United States.
The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it!"
George W. Bush was caught
breaking
George W. Bush was caught breaking the White House dress code by wearing blue
jeans.
Bill Clinton responded by saying, " I never broke the dress code. I just didn't
wear pants at all."
Bush and Bill
Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred
to as Mr. Bush more often?