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Mommy mommy 07
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!
Shut up and drink it before it clots.
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Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti!
Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.
Mommy mommy 08
Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!
Shut up and eat around it.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?
Shut up and chew!
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough!
Shut up and keep chewing!
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?
Shut up and deal.
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Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get away from the dart board!
Mommy mommy 09
Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.
Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!
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Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?
Shut up and keep flushing.
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!
Mommy mommy 10
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!
Shut up and step on the gas!
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls!
Shut up and get back in the barrel!
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Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?
Shut up and get back in the barrel!
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!
Shut up and eat your hamburger!
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Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course?
Shut up and search the sand traps!
Mommy mommy 11
Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!
Shut up and eat your french fries!
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Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?
Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infested.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimy?
Shut up, you little snot.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sister!
Shut up, and keep eating!
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Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!
Keep quiet, you can't use Grandpa's glass eye today!
Mommy mommy 12
Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a big head?
Don't worry. Take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?
You don't, but lift your head up or you'll scrape the floor.
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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
Shut up and get back in the sack!
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Mommy, Mommy! How come sister gets to watch TV and I can't?
Shut up or I'll cut your ears off, too!
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Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the elevator shAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
Mommy mommy 13
Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.
All right, you can take another slice.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.
Shut up and keep eating.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.
Shut up and stop squirming.
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Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.
Shut up. I'm in the bathroom, slide her under the door.
[Alt answer] Shut up and get the maple syrup.
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"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."
"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."