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Yo mama's So Hairy
Yo mama is so hairy her knees have bangs!
You're So Ugly... Porkchop
You're so ugly, yo' mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog
to play with you!
Yo Mama's... Ugly
Yo mama's tears go down her butt because they are too scared to go down here
face!
Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like
her
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned
a tail on it
Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Yo mama's so ugly... kid
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's So Fat... Haul Ass
Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips
Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the
other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”
Yo Mama's So Fat... Run
Yo mama is so fat that I run around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so dumb... you were
born
Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey
it comes with cable!”
Yo mama's so ugly
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room.
There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.
Yo mama's...Dumb
Yo' Mama is so dumb, that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo mama's So Dumb
Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama is so fat, when she gets out on the dance floor, she makes the band skip
Yo Mama's so old... act
Yo mama's so old that her friend told her to act her age and she dropped dead.
Yo mama's so stupid... drown
Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels
#2
Yo mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Submitted by Rachel Pinero
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower
Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!
Yo mama's... easy
Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks up, it starts to rain.