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Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo Mama's so hairy... armits
Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff
Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
Yo mama's so fat... walk around
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama is so fat, that when I put her on the family tree the branch broke.
Yo mama's So Hairy
Yo mama is so hairy she makes bigfoot look shaved.
Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex
Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo mama's so fat... chins
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
Yo mama's... stupid
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge
with her.
Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo Mama's So Poor
Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof
and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!''
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, when she needs to wipe her butt, she sends out a search party!
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
If ugliness was a record, yo mama would go triple platinum.
Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pisses.