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Yo mama's so fat... Bends over
Yo mama's so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted, “There's
those missing jelly rolls!”
Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"
Yo mama's teeth are so big...
Yo Mama's teeth are so big, if she sneezes she'll stab herself in the chest.
Yo mama's...Old
Your Mama is so old, she's got a bible autographed by Jesus!
Yo Mama's Halloween
Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
Yo mama's So Fat... born
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born her mom said, ''Great, triplets.''
Yo mama's so Nasty
Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said
"Crabs!"
Yo mama's so stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down.
Yo mama's...Poor
Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so dumb... airport
Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that
said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo' Mama's so stupid, she tried to blow out a lightbulb.
Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back!
Yo mama's so fat... fell over
Yo' mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up
again.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Corduroys
Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean
Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are
Family!"
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her
daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.”
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo' Mama's so fat, she fell off all four sides of the bed.
Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!