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Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements
Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just
as big.
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo' Mama is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fightin over milk duds
Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed
Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the
Pacific Ocean.
Yo Mama's Fertile
Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
Yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the
door.
Yo mama's so fat... tickle me
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport
Yo mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
Yo mama's So Old
Yo mama is so old that her Social Security number is 1.
Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition.
Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks
Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub
Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not
Admitted
Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so
she left to go get 17 of her friends.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's
License
Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other
side."
Yo mama's so fat... rehab...
Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!
Yo Mama... Christmas Corner
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she
went looking for it.
Yo mama's so fat... first word
Yo Mama is so fat, that her first word was oink.
Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked
Yo' mama so stupid she sent you to rehab because you were hooked on phonics!