HOME
Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Yellow
Raincoat
Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, “here
comes the school bus.”
Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama is so stupid, that when she heard there was a change in the weather she
ran outside with her purse.
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk
Driving
Your mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked
her to walked the line she said, ''Which one?''
Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, even the garbageman won't pick her up!
Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, her television only has two channels -- on and off!
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps
Yo' mama so fat, she makes the Klumps look like supermodels!
Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases
Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon!
Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went skydiving there was a sudden eclipse.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby
Yo mama is so big she makes Moby Dick look like a tic-tac.
Yo Mama's So Dirty
Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological
weapon.
Yo mama's...Fat
Your Mama's so fat, that when she left her home country the population dropped
by 10 percent.
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo Mama's So Ghetto
Yo mama is so ghetto, she puts food stamps in a money clip.
You're So Ugly
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, ''What a treasure!'' And
your dad said, ''Let's go bury it!''
Yo Mama's So Old
Yo mama's so old she pees rust and farts dust.
Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed
condom
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.