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Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she can't pour water from a boot with instructions on the
bottom!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
Yo mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout and started a forest fire.
Yo mama's So Old
Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus
Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw her a welcome back
party.
Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama is so stupid when she put a quarter in the meter she asked, "Where's my
gumball?"
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Yo mama is so poor she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo Mama's So Fat... National
Weather Agency
Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the
other side of her yet!
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Yo' mama so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
Your mama is so fat, her stomach arrives home 30 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's So Nasty
Yo' mama so nasty, she went to the barber shop, unbuttoned her shirt, and said
cut my hair!
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job
Application
Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she
wrote “not lately.”
Yo Mama's So Stank
Yo' mama so stank, her teacher gave her an A for not raising her hand!
Yo Mama's So Fat...
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk
carton.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she get
an estimate.
Yo mama's So Stupid...Penguin
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin
and yelled, ''Fly! Fly!!''
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the
stomach and ride the third wave in!
Yo Mama's So Fat... God
Yo mama is so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he said, “Move!
Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth
certificate
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they
got blueprints!