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Yo Mama Golden Arches
Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
Yo mama's...Useless
Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo mama's...Fat
Your mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out .
Yo mama's so fat... clothes
Yo Mama is so fat she gets clothes in four sizes Large, Extra large, Jumbo and
"Oh my God it's coming towards us!"
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks
Yo' mama so fat, she got shocks on her toilet!
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's backing up!
Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked
Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.
Yo Mama's Glasses
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people
waving.
Yo mama's...Bad Cooking
Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.
Yo Mama's Groteque Obesity
Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama is so stupid, she went to the movies and the sign said, "Under 17 not
admitted," so she went home to get 16 friends.
Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, she asked for a discount on pennycandy!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections
Yo Mama Stumbled
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she
stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said
"concentrate."
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say 'Not by the
hair on my 26 chins!'
Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish
Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.
Yo Mama's so dumb... car
'Your mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!