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Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama's So Nasty
Yo' mama so nasty, she can grow flowers out of her buttcrack!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Army
Yo' mama is so fat, when she joined the army and the soldier said head for the
trenches, they all jumped in her butt crack!
Yo Mama's Breath Stinks...
People
Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, the only thing she's ever turned on is the TV!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt
Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, her vibrator went soft!
Yo mama's so nasty...
Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!
Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama is so poor she had to take a second mortgage on her cardboard box!
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she went to get a
bowl.
Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.
Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps
Your mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to
install speed bumps.
Yo Daddy Is So Bald
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
Yo Mama's... Ugly
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job
application.
Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick
Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to find the “11” button so she could dial
911!