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Yo Mama's So Stupid... stabbed
Yo mama's so dumb she got stabbed in a gunfight.
Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her pants.
Yo Mama's So Old... JC
Yo' mama so old, she got a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo Mama's So Old
Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture
Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark
Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah yelled out the
window, ''We only need one of those!''
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama is so fat, she looks like she's trying to smuggle a Volkswagon.
Yo mama's So Nasty
Yo' mama so nasty, she walks by a clock it doesn't say tick-tock, it says Tic-Tac!
Yo mama's so fat... train
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good
side
Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama is so fat, she irons her clothes with a steamroller.
Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, she looked in the closet and the Boogie Man quit.
Yo Mama's So Fat... can't
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Mama's So Stank
Yo mama so stank, monkeys throw poop on her to make her smell better!
Yo Mama's So Fat... drive
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Yo mama got sacked from a sperm bank for drinking on the job!
Yo Mama's Breath
Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, when they said the drinks were on the house, she went up to
the roof.
Yo mama's so fat... Butt
Your mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks as a ski slope.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up
Yo mama is so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.